oh-oneliners:

thedesolationoffili:

psilentasincjelli:

viveslavida:

elastic-bands:

I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind. 

This is the most stressful thing I’ve watched on a screen since the results of the presidential election

well that was fucking incredible

i….i dont…..i….. this is possible

(via annakat55)

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS. 

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

(via annakat55)

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

dopeywolfie:

phhpppbbbbbthb:

calipsoe:

may-magic-be-in-your-favor:

thewholockgames:

rubyrubyrubyredux:

sirmee:

It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry

what—

OH MY GOD

wat

no

are we not going to talk about an avocado being a berry too??!?

it gets worse, strawberries aren’t berries, they’re “accessory fruits”

EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY ENTIRE LIFE

TUMBLR STOP RUINING MY PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE

(via fantasize-itsbetterthanreality)

confettistan:

monlow:

2pissymagpies:

eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed

(Source: distraughtiel, via fantasize-itsbetterthanreality)

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

holy

friggin

shit

i still think HORSES are big but

would you

just

cOULD YOU IMAGINE

FUCK

(via tinytee2004)